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F My Life
F My Life
F My Life
F My Life
findedmonton

F My Life

$5.00

Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don’t have a text messaging plan. I paid 25 cents to get fired.

Your girlfriend dumped you, your car broke down, your boss passed you up for the big promotion. Life’s not fair, but there is one sure-fire way to ease your pain–laughing at someone else who had an even worse day than you did.

Enter the devastatingly funny world of F My Life, where calamity is comedy. Covering every disastrous pratfall in love, work, family-life, and more, F My Life proffers other people’s ruinous, real-life happenings to brighten your gloomiest day: someone getting dumped through a greeting card, ignored at their birthday party, or insulted by their own grandmother. Spanning everything from ironic twists of fate to down-right shameful moments, F My Life’s squirm-inducing stories are schadenfreude at its finest. So today, take solace in knowing that at least you’re not that guy. There now, don’t you feel better?

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain.

Today, my mom walked in on me looking at a 1978 Playboy. She asked if I found it in the basement. I said yes. Then I realized she was the centerfold.

Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said “That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream.”
 

 

GST is included in the price.



Every purchase from Find benefits individuals and families moving out of homelessness in Edmonton.



Please note:

If you would like to pick up this item in store at the Find Retail + Donation Centre located at 5120 122 Street in Edmonton, Alberta, please click the "pick up" option upon check out. Should you choose this option, you have one week from day of purchase to pick up your item. 

If you would like this item shipped to you, please enter your information upon check out.

If you would like this item delivered, we are happy to offer delivery within Edmonton and area for a fee of $75. We deliver to the following areas: Edmonton, St. Albert, Sherwood Park, Leduc, Stony Plain or Spruce Grove. Should you choose this option, please add the "Local Delivery" to your order at check out. If you are not sure if you qualify for delivery outside of Edmonton, please call our dispatch team at 780 988 1717.

 

If you have chosen the delivery option, one of our dispatch team members will contact you with a date and time for delivery.

 

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